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huntyr chase: vlogger
“how was i supposed to know people would be upset by it, i didn’t think there would be real dead people inside a morgue”
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bring in any receipts you got
old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it
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the holistic alternative
“in fact, if we eliminate the physical routing requirement entirely, the entire earth can be seen as a conceptual centipede” nobel prize, anyone???
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the cancelled twilight zone season
“now the other criminals sit on him.” yes but italicizing a word doesn’t make it a twist
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saw it for you: maze runner
it’s a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride that kept me on the edge of my maze
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networking advice
can i just cut to the chase and ask you to like me? i don’t want to do the part where you’re not my friend yet
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monster conservationist
this game has its hooks in me deep, and one of the things i like is how it does NOT take it self seriously. yes we are curious about this new land, but there are magic cat helpers and a[…]↓ Read the...
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new and improved sayings
in researching this comic i discovered that “they tried to bury us; they forgot that we were seeds” is not a “mexican proverb” as commonly and vaguely attributed in memes, but a line by thessalonikian...
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shower like a pro
a list of problem areas will be sent to your co-workers and family to keep you accountable
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hope against hope
imagine two linked YT-1300 corellian freighters as podrace engines. now that’s a stars war movie
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finger on the pulse
“we’re gonna lose the rights to the sonic IP soon, can we bolt it onto a buddy cop comedy screenplay? solved. next action item” Hollywood Reporter: James Marsden to Star in ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ Movie
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don’t fly solo!!!!
every pilot… has a story… of where the chair in his ship is from. and it’s a very good story. it really is
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a good-faith debate
“my opponent will tell you i am acting in bad faith, but i posit that i am acting in good faith”
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poppin crys (flavor crystals that is)
sales would go through the roof if we could get the youth on board. maybe one of those “memes” imagine tubers huffin a mound of that brown, that’s the new folgers challenge my good bitch
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gallows humor scale
i guess the final actual stage is “successfully delivered funny last words”
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flavor finds a way
“you gotta fly all these dinos back and let them get a good sear, another 5 minutes would do it”
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our (very bad) word
i hate this word. but like all words it has a meaning, ignore at your peril
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